I'd just like to start this off by saying, Zarin is an idiot.Conversations of the day:
Kelly: Do you have this bone?
Maddie: That's your wristbone. If you don't have it you're fat.
Maddie + Kelly:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Kelly: I like to nibble on it.
Maddie: Why is Orlando Bloom the main guy on that poster? He wasn't the main guy in the movie.
Kelly: Who was he?
Maddie: Didn't you see that movie with me?
Kelly: Yeah.
Maddie: Did you fall asleep?
Kelly: No.
Maddie: Was Fez with us?
Kelly: No.
Maddie: He was one of the main guys!
Kelly: Oh. *draws on self with pen. Pen proceeds to explode* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*both look out window at really ugly man. Ugly beyond belief. Crack up.*
I love it all. So much. New Chinese torture: Shaking your boobs at someone while really slowly flinging a paddle ball at them. They laugh to death. The end. OF ALL YOUR ENEMIES. I'm not fucking sneezy.
