Feeling:

Red and Green stop lights were obviously designed for stoned people. They could have just gone for the obvious "Stop" and "Go" sign. Instead, it was turned into a complicated color system, which requires years of exposure to the red green culture. However, a stoned person would find themselves unable to focus on a blurry "Stop Go" sign. Only the brightly shining light holds our attention long enough for our eyes to focus. This is why I like to say that the government is secretly planning to make the world safer for potheads, and they want all the dop so that they can smoke it and they make it illegal in order to confiscate it for their use. LOOK!

Last time I couldn't make you come Last time you didn't fake me out Last time I got a little bit wasted But this time I don't think you'll mind 'Cause I'm funny: * A Jew, a black, a paddy, and a queer Were riding in a seaplane before it disappeared Who goes to Hell and who goes surfing? Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now? It's going down It's going down It's going down It's going down. * Last time I had dinner with the racists Last time I just fell asleep Last time I got a little bit wasted And dreamed of a plane crashing into the sea. * Well, if I go down in a plane, I'll go to Hell But I'll leave all my shit to my friends in a will You can have my Crown Vic and you can have my debt You can have my weakness and my regret Sweetheart take your dumptruck memories and Bury them in the cold, cold ground I've come back for some dead man's loving You'll need to come, I'll need to throttle down It's going down It's going down It's going down It's going down. * Last time I couldn't make you come Last time you didn't fake me out Last time I got a little bit wasted But this time I don't think you'll mind 'Cause I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny. * Last time I ate dinner with the racists Last time I just fell asleep Last time I got a little bit wasted And dreamed of a plane crashing into the sea Last time I couldn't make you come Last time you didn't fake me out Last time I got a little bit wasted But this time I don't think you'll mind. * Salesmen and racists and football stars All hanging out at the hotel bar Telling those jokes, clearing their throats Drinking their dinner and smoking my dope Well, I will smile and I'll backslap Laugh at those jokes and gladly shake their hands.

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