Feeling:

Did I ever mention how intelligent and original I think it is when people respond to a well thought out forum post with something along the lines of: "dood you are probly like a 30 year old guy who has like never had sex and never will have sex cuz he is fat and bald and gets off by being smart and stuff. AOL!!" Yes and how old are you, my bastion of wit and masculinity? 14? And do you or do you not wank off to Tomb Raider every night? Is that a gross over generalization? Yeah well so is what you said, fuck ass dick shit. You go to hell, and you die. I don't want you becoming our president some day, and then having even stupider kids who will someday become president. Lord help us if that ever happens.

Also, agnostics, you suck ballls. When I go to Pizza Hut, a trip I often make because Pizza Hut is fucking awesome and their stuffed crust pizza rocks my shit, I do not declare my indecision over toppings a new form of religion. Well really there are two definitions, and both are huge cop outs. First off you have the whole "I believe in God, I just don't know which God, so no matter what I go to heaven." WHAT?? WHAT???!! You can't do that you stupid piece of shit!! I'm sure Buddha is going to be all like "Hey Mother Theresa, sorry man, but like, you believed in Jesus. Oh hey, a stupid gothic agnostic! Dude, you are so totally into heaven man, for partially believing in me along with 42 other Gods." NO NO NO a million times no!! The other kind, which is even worse, doesn't know if they believe in God or not, so as to not piss off God if he exists, and also to seem that much cooler while listening to Marilyn Manson with their fat, sad friends. Make a decision, you lazy oaf.

In conclusion, most people need to die.

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