Feeling:

In honor of this momentous occasion, all the bitches in the audience should send me full color glossies of their tittays. You will recieve beads as compensation.

Headlining the news this weekend: Last night I got high and ate a whole pie. GODDAM that was a sweet ass pie. Saturday we got our rock on at the Battle of the Bands, washing caffeine pills down with Red Bulls. Then we hitchiked our asses home with some creepy nerdy old guy. Tried to down brandy but couldn't do it no matter how hard we tried. So we got some sweet ass weed which brings us to the pie. GODDAM I love that pie.

« || »