So, Weight Watchers is going to pay Renee Zellwegger 100 grand a pound to lose 35 pounds. Oh yeah, there's a plan fuckshits. We don't have enough anorexic bitches in Hollywood. And everyone is going to applaud it, she'll be heralded as a martyr for getting her "health" back.
Fuck that. The bitch is 35 pounds overweight. Oh no, call the fatty police, everyone in the movie industry isn't "fit at 85". Stop acting like it's a big deal.
This hits on my two biggest issues.
1. Vanity
2. Wasting money
So yeah I'm pretty pissed off. Way to tell girls they need to lose weight no matter how little overweight they really are. And couldn't that fucking 3.5 million go to something worthwhile, like say, people who are starving rather than 35 pounds overweight. What the FUCK is wrong with America?
On this dieting note, I have to start eating healthier, since I keep getting ghey diseases. Except, you know, for the occasional huge ass slice of pizza and Halloween candy. I just can't go cold turkey on my food man. I should sucker weight watchers into paying me for every pound of food I eat. I would make a million in like, one day.
