Feeling:

Wellity well well, here I am about to ruin your shit you bleeding heart pansies. Did you know that about 493% of everything we use in the entire world is made of pork? (This may be bad news for the Jews in the audience too.)Yeah you'd better fucking boycott the sidewalk, because cement is made of pig bones. And put down that cellophane! Your car can't have antifreeze or dyed upholstery. Oh yeah and don't use chalk or crayons, since I know you are all emo artists anyways. Glass matches glue and insulation as well, so you'd better fucking live in a hut with no windows if you truly wantt to support the cause, dumbasses. Christmas ornaments too, that's right, even Jesus isn't motherfucking safe from the power of pork. So eat it motherfuckers.

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(Oh yeah and you hypocritical dykes, if you were dying and you had to have a pigs heart transplanted into you, you would selfishly do it and not care if they had to kill eighty pigs just for fun to save you. You're just the product of a society where we have too much food so we can choose how and what we eat. In another country you would light that pig on fire while it was still alive, piss on it's face, cut off one of it's legs, and THANK GOD that you were gonna eat tonight. Not complain about how it died. So shut up.)

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