Oh man, today I learned I have been wasting so much free time in my house by myself throughSLEEPING!
I mean how dumb can I be? I don't need sleep!
Also I watched an infomercial that for $17 you can send 100 pounds of food to a starving military family in America.
I mean, you know, sure that food vould be sent to the troops. OR to the Iraqi citizens. Hell you could even send it to homeless shelters. But I mean, what the fuck do these people need it for? To drown their sorrow in food or something? Please. America is fat enough already.
Plus, if you can BUY the 100 pounds of food, where is my money going to?
If you watch the news early enough, they don't actually report. They just kid around with eachother and say Dan Rathers is fat or something.
Why the hell is that sock still in my bathroom??!!
"Santa, what did you get me for Christmas?"
"A ghetto antfarm."
"A ghetto antfarm??"
"Yeah, even the worker ants don't have jobs."
Ah. Good Times. Literally, because that is from Good Times.
Dyno-mite!
