Sorry about the terrible survey....I know it traumatized you but mommy was really bored ok?I went to range today. I hate my life.
"Ohmigod he is so cute."
Ohmigod I know!"
"Ohmigod! I am going to hurl!"
"Ohmigod, ex-kuh-use me?"
"Ohmigod eat me you cunt."
I guess it's not their fault, being products of a system they can't comprehend and all.
But they all wear their hair in these really creepy buns!
So THEN I got grounded for tripping on a pothole. My dad can be so lame sometimes.
Plus he yelled at me so much because he forgot his keys and had to break into our house.
At least I probably won't be grounded for long.
Now I am going to go eat a ton of peanut butter. I feel like such a failure.
